Do I have too much time on my hands or what ? I didn't think so, but how then do I explain this ?
It began one evening in Egypt several years ago. I was crossing the Nile on a small sailboat and was fascinated by the sight of bats skimming the surface of the river, snatching up the insects . When I moved to Denver, I thought it might be interesting to put up a bat house to see if I could attract any bats. After a couple of months of trying to convince my wife, she relented ( and actually bought me a book on bats ). So my Son and I built and erected the bat house.
Now after two years of waiting, ( much to my wife's relief and
my daughter's dismay ) no bats. So I
read up on the known habits of bats and made a few changes. I moved the
house a bit, and caulked and painted it. It turns out that one of the most
important factors for a bat when selecting a place to roost, is the temperature.
So I decided to see what was happening inside, and share this important
information with the world. Thus this page. The most current temperature
is on the right and is sampled every half hour. The image represents a
span of approximately 5 days.
Update! Fall 2005
Well I went
back to Egypt with my family, and once again, we went for a sail on the Nile. And just like before, I watched for the bats that started me down this road. And guess what? Once again I saw swooping and darting animals skimming the surface of the water picking off insects. Only they weren't bats. They were birds. Could it be that I've been maintaining the wrong website for more than ten years? Should I have put a thermometer in a bird house and started birdbox.org? Should I have been collecting bird URLs from all over the world? Instead of Bat Houses, should I have been constructing bird houses with my kids like any other normal parent? .....Nah, I don't think so. On with the show.


Two vampire bats are sitting in cave: The first bat says "I'm dying for some blood, I'm going out to get some". So off he flies out of the cave. About 15 minutes later he comes back with loads of blood dripping from his mouth. The other bat starts drooling and asks "Where'd you get the blood ?". The first bat says "Come with me and I'll show you". So off they fly out of the cave. After a few minutes they are flying over a large cemetery, when the first bat says "See that great oak tree over there? I didn't!"